What? You don't put your kids to sleep under their beds?

Incidentally, neither do we.

But you wouldn't know it most nights if you peek in at Porter...

I even woke one night to something squirming under my bed.

I let out an "Eeek!"

(No, honestly I did)

Apparently my exclamation of surprise scared my little boy, and he started to scream.

And then he got stuck under there.

Orrin had to carefully maneuver him out from under the center of our king-sized bed. Who knows how long that little tyke was under there?

Doesn't he look so sweet though?