Why No One Will Sit By Porter When He Eats...

That is, no one but me (someone has to feed the beast). Orrin makes sure that he just-so-happens to be on the opposite side of the table. He throws food, splashes his sippy cup, "kills" his food before putting it in his mouth by smashing it (which sprays nasty little bits everywhere), and when he is done, he screams to be released from his seat.

He used to be such a sweet, quiet little boy...

**edit- he isn't actually stripped naked, but down to his diapers... what, did you think that we are that primitive?**