This kid.

This morning I was upstairs, successfully avoiding morning chores down in the kitchen, when I heard the sweet sounds of someone unloading the dishwasher.

What?  Did one of my children take the initiative to do some housework without me standing over them, demanding it get done?  How awesome is this?!  I am actually winning as a mom!  Life is wonderful!  My kids rock!

Wait a minute... that just didn't seem right. 

I went down to investigate.

And it was this dude.  Doing this.

Making engine noises as he pushed the bottom rack from the dishwasher all over the first floor.

You sure are lucky that you're cute, kid.